Lyrics - Goldie Lookin' Chain: Greatest Hits
1. The Manifesto
2. Self Suicide
3. Guns Don't Kill People Rappers Do
4. Half Man Half Machine
5. Roller Disco
6. Soap Bar
7. Billy Webbs Lament
8. Your Mothers Got A Penis
9. The Maggot
10. You Knows I Loves You
11. Leeroy Fashion Lament
12. 21 Ounces
13. Time To Make A Change
1. The Manifesto
Hey, lick the tip, why dontcha...
In 1983, a team of crack draw enthusiasts created a masterplan.
A design for a way of livin' so revolutionary, so groundbreaking,
that its very concept posed a threat to the fabric of society.
A threat even greater than Adam having a stiffy whilst standing
in the middle of a Glyn Williams' coach full of nuns.
The implications of this radical movements' political manifesto
posed a threat to the UK authorities who in turn drove its founder
members under ground.
Now, for the first time in world 'istory, these shadowy figures of
chaos reveal... The Manifesto
2. Self Suicide
intro - i'm gonna lie on my back and you put your fingers down my mouth right, no, no do it right, like aaugh uuuugh! i'm gonna do a jimi hendrix, ..eeuuughh....i'm gonna be sick in my sleep, euuugh...aaauugh ugh!
Eggsy
I tries to do it proper but kept comin' up a cropper
I needs some hype i think i'll ram raid happy shopper
Haven't got a car so i use a space hopper
Bounce into the window, cut my head, show stopper
I want a hundred fans, 200 teeny boppers
I want police protection from 87 coppers
I wanna go gold even better platinum
If you wanna be a star you gotta kill yourself, man
It's the truth step back, take a look around
Elvis is dead for being fat - 500 pound
Kurt Cobain's rich as fcuk he's buried in the ground
Jimi Hendrix and his amp still ain't makin' no sound
Michael Hutchence, he's one of 'em too
Made a hundred million quid dying wanking on the loo
S U I C I D E ...it might be messy but it's money for free
Mystikal
Suicide is painless or so it has been said
I could'nt kill myself but i'd be better off dead
So i took a deep breath, put a gun against my head
Pulled the trigger, click, should've been eating lead
But i wasn't, i was naked in John Frost Square
Mothers with pushchairs stopped and stared
For this situation i was quite unprepared
Tried suicide to be famous but nobody cared
P. Xain
Committing suicide to enhance my career
It worked for Biggie and Tupac Shakir
Jesus was nailed up to some wood
2000 years later and book sales are still good
I heard in a song suicide is painless
And it's 80% sure to make you famous
Wanking with a bag on yer head tied to a door
That bloke from INXS he knew the score
S U I C I D E ...it might be messy but it's money for free
S U I C I D E ...it might be messy but it's money for free
Adam Hussein
I gotta kill myself, i gotta do's it quick
John Entwistle style, he was snorting arsenic
I keep taking all this coke to make me die
Doin' more drugs than they make in fcukin' ICI
It's the best way to go, don't think me dull
I'm not gonna fall off the roof like the flid rod hull
We want people to sing all our songs
And the nuns at saint joseph's rappin' on smokin' bongs
We wanna be remembered when we're six feet under
For hip-hoppin' not robbings fukin' beatings or plunder
At the moment i'm not dead like david campesse
Double platinum means you gotta be pushin' up daisies
Dad's Army's all dead, every last one
But the c*nts are still going on BBC1
Yeah that's right i smoke draw from Wales
Suicide's a good idea to improve vinyl sales
Eggsy
It's useless, it's crap, i'll never be in The Sun
How can i be a pop star when i can't buy a gun?
Jimmy Morrison overdosed in the bath
I know, i'll hang myself with my scarf
Tied to the stairs, dangling by my neck
The cord length i forgot to check
Stuck there for a week, unable to shriek
The landlord found me and he called me a freak
He cut me down and started to laugh
'If you're dead next week gimme your autograph'
You know i thanked him, returned to my room
The new plan is to go out with a boom
To the station, with a petrol can
Five Pound please, i say to the man
All set up and ready to burn
The wheel on my lighter just won't turn
suicide is a suicyclebbbl
suicide is a suicyclebbbl
suicide is a suicyclebbbl............i wanna be famous after i die
proven fact, man, if you're dead you sell more
that drummer from def leppard, his arm has made 30 times more than he has
you know our elvis? well, he's dead famous now and he's dead and he's fa.. he's more famous now like
he's dead like you know, that's what it's all about like
it's fcukin' simple economics
they reckon bob marley's dead but he's not, man, coz he was on the TV last night, man
just don't lie to me, man
i thought i was havin' a go at an overdose, but i i i don't think you can overdose on beechams flu plus
i think one of the blokes off of dads army is still alive, i think he's bumming martin in eastenders innit?
i'll get the ropes, and we'll tie them to the walls, and we all jump off at the same time and break our necks and we'll make at least 13 quid and you knows we'll be famous like fcukin' ghandi or like the bloke off that sex film we seen
3. Guns Don't Kill People Rappers Do
Come out with your hands on your head
Turn the rap music off and step away from the stereo
Put the rap album down
Leave MC Hammer alone
Turn it off
Eggsy
Right, guns don't kill people, rappers do
Ask any politician and they'll tell you it's true
It's a fact, music makes you violent
Like Michael Jackson telling little Timmy to be silent
You don't believe me? Here's my hype:
Offer me the record and I'll show you the type of criminal
This rap shit is breeding
It's a fact that MC Hammer left me seething
Vanilla Ice made my mother say fuk
If I'd stuck with UB40 then I would have been in luck
But I didn't.... I got it wrong
Cypress fukin' Hill taught me to make a fcuking bong
But I stacked it, and bought another tape
The Power by Snap made my cock and balls ache
So remember kids, to the head double-tap
Guns don't kill people, it's just rap
All
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
sound of the police
whoo-whoo-whoo!
P. Xain
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
I seen it in a documentary on BBC2
Shot to death outside Hypervalue
Guns blazing, like Michael Caine in Zulu
Government statistics are sometimes misleading
the type of criminal rap is breeding
Shot in the chest, no wonder you're stopping breathing
2-4 to base, over, are you receiving?
Remember rap tracks in '87
Scott la Rock's up in hip hop heaven
Biggie and Tupac, R.I.P.
Even Jam Master Jay's in the cemetery
All
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
sound of the police
whoo-whoo-whoo!
Adam Hussein
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
I'm a fcukin' rapper and I might kill you
As a rapper I'm teaching you a lesson
AK47, to Smith and Wesson
Just Say No, just like Zammo
Bulletproof vest, two guns and ammo
Hip hop gangster trippin'
Even Eminem's into pistol whipping
It's like Cluedo, Murder One
P. Diddy, J-Lo in a nightclub with a gun
Heard Snoop Dogg now wants to bust a cap
Guns don't kill people, it's just rap
Mike Balls
One Two, your face, my shoe
My name's Mike Balls and I'm coming through
Gun crime, stabbing and burglarisation
It's on the rise all across the nation
The safety's off and the pistol's aimed
The yardies and the mafia always get blamed
Politicians ashamed, and they haven't got a clue
Rap is more deadly than fcukin' kung fu
All
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
sound of the police
whoo-whoo-whoo!
P. Xain
Guns don't kill people, wappers do
From Bristol Zoo to B&Q
I wanna rap, I wanna rhyme
Heard it in a song, now I'm into gun crime
It's a sign of the times, like Prince changing his name
Gotta have a shooter to be in the rap game
Like Michael Ryan, about to snap
Guns don't kill people, It's just rap
All
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
sound of the police
whoo-whoo-whoo!
GUNS!
RAPPERS!
GUNS!
RAPPERS!
GUNS!
RAPPERS!
Etc.
(I - I love you Mum, I love you Dad)
bang!
4. Half Man Half Machine
Eggsy
Adam, do you read me over? I am going down the shop to buy 10 fags. Do you need a drink or some crisps?
Adam
You fuckin' can't go down the shop like that man you got fuckin' tin foil wrapped around your head!
Eggsy
It's not tin foil, it's my new skin. I am a robot I have interfaced with my spectrum. Behold!
Adam
You're fuckin' nuts man, stop talking like that!
Eggsy
What do you mean? It is my normal voice. My computer integrated voice circuit is making me speak like this.
Adam
Stop talking like that you fuckin' bell-end, I'm getting a bit worried now.....
Eggsy
I am a robot, I am a robot. Ah haaaaa.....
Adam
Fuckin' inject him man, inject him, fuckin' cut him down....oh fuckin' hell.....
Eggsy
Binatone, Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore
ZX-81, Donkey Kong, fcuking high score
Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more
Wanna be a fcukin robot after smokin' loads of draw
Bought a Speak and spell, stuck it to my chest
And wrap some fcuking tin foil to my head and to my vest
Walking down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed
I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest
Adam
Eggsie's gone to far, he thinks he's Robocop
He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks
We tried to sedate him but he fcuking escaped
The man robot myth starts to escalate
He tries to sell himself standing in Curry's
But if the police turn up, he runs in a fcuking hurry
He tries to plug himself in the mains with his knob
And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob
All
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Eggsy
Being a robot in my digital domain
Enter my world, feel my pain
I'm not like other people you might see or you might know
I made love to a BBC Micro
Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot
I knew from then, I was a mother fcuking robot
Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice
And fcuking Lara Croft
I built a lab, secret in my loft
And built a special costume that would help me to jack off
I sat there in front of the screen
For many years, this had been my wet dream
Now I've reached it, I'm finally there
Like terminator bein filmed in Aberdare
So alone, when people stop and stare
Like C3PO but with pubes and hair
...
Adam
The doctors down the nuthouse
said he was an headcase
Cause he sticks sprayed silver egg cartons on his face
Sucking off antennas and trying to fcuk the fridge
And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage
Eggsy
I am a robot
Myz primez directivez iz toz goez toz the shopz
Andz buyz tenz fagz
Doez youz computez?
Adam
He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shops
A tinfoil tracksuit and a hat like Robocop
If your ask him then he'll do a bodypop
Like terminator, yeah he just won't stop
Put electrical cable down through the eye of his cock
Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock
The reason that he did it was to give himself pain
Watching Terminator over again and again
...
All
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Adam
Are you still a fukin' robot then spa?
Eggsy
No, not any more.
Adam
You fuckin' look, fuckin' sound like one as well
Eggsy
I am not a robot, i can assure you. thank you.
Adam
I fuckin' think you are.
Eggsy
I'm not.
Adam
What are you then?
Eggsy
A woman. Called Janet.
5. Roller Disco
The first time that I met my mate
Was in the roller rink where I went to skate
It was early in the decade around '83
Back then Maskell's was the place to be
Pay two quid for your entry fee
I glide into the arena, ecstasy
When you were seven you didn't realise
Most of the adults were stoned out of their eyes
Some jacked up on the seats around the edge
Others were so fcuked that they turned into veg
I didn't care cos I made my pledge
Rollskating at Maskell's got respect
I used to listen to Public Enemy
Erik B and Rakim and BVSMP
But before that, in 1983
I'd go breakdancing after my tea
Down the youth club, eating the fruit pastels
Saturday morning I'd go down to Maskell's
It was my favourite place to go
Dancing all day at the Rollerdisco
ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-nineteen eighty three
When Maskells is over it's out on your bike
Doing bunny hops and wheelies if you like
Nicking from the shop and comparing your Nike
Dropping bricks onto trains was a delight
Then I'd find a weak kid and have a fight
Use your pocket money to buy a head band for the night
From Fussels, Newport's top sports store
This is the stuff I used to do before
Draw... Paul Hardcastle, ne-ne-nineteen
Was always played on the rollerdisco scene
I would listen to music 'til I went deaf
Skating around backwards to Axel F
Even back then I was still wearing gold
They had an ice rink upstairs, so I was told
It was ecstasy going round a pillar
Doing a special dance to Michael Jackson's Thriller
You-You-You-You-You-You-You-You-You f*ckin' knows it
ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-nineteen eighty three
Eating cola cubes and watching Grange Hill
Riding my chopper to the Chip shop in Pill
I didn't know words like 'cunny' or 'vag'
Getting my 200 metres swimming badge
Back then you were seven, I was eight
I'd only just started to masturbate
When I was in school the days went slow
Cos I was dreaming of a f*ckin' rollerdisco
F*ckin alright, safe safe safe safe as f*ck
I didn't smoke, I didn't drink booze
I collected Star Wars figures and bubble gum tattoos
Stuck 'em on my face cos they made me feel hard
Then popped into the shop to buy some football cards
Finished the album, Panini '83
Get back home in time for the A-Team and tea
Then watch Bullseye, and Saint and Greavsie
Then go to bed, 'til tomorrow, see?
I watch the A-Team and Airwolf too
Before I found drugs and started sniffing glue
Riding round the lane on my Grifter or my Chopper
Even back then I was a hip-hopper
ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-ne-nineteen eighty three
6. Soap Bar
burnt a new hole in my tracksuit today
smokin' soap bar without an ashtray
red hot nylon drippin' on my skin
i ripped the fcuker off
and threw it in the bin
soap bar's cheap and so's my clothes
they gotta be coz of all the fcukin' holes
it tastes like shit and it makes you cough
and it's the fcukin' rubber innit, that gets you off
yeah i smoke soap bar with lots of bits of plastic
i leaves mine in it coz it tastes fantastic
skunk costs too much, i can't see the appeal
love smokin' port rocky, soap bar or gold seal
smoke rocky in a bong, bucket or hot knives
bake it in a cake for your mam as a surprise
i smokes green and it's gone in an instant
but soap bar lasts coz it's fcukin' consistent
chorus - smoke it all up, soap bar in the sky
i'll smoke soap bar till i fcukin' die
before i die and they lay me to rest
i'm wanna smoke soap bar, that's the best
last night i went out drivin' in my car
i sparked up a fat spliff of fcukin' soap bar
a blim burn burnt right down to my dick
and while i was distracted i fcukin' crashed in
to a brick wall, the car was fcukin' battered
the bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered
you're better off smokin' the green instead
coz it don't blim burn an' it's better for your head
soap baaar, sittin' in a deep sweat
thinkin' i gotta get some rocky
for the weekend, the sight of draw excites me
stick it in a bong, light it up and chuck a fcukin' whitey
burnin' holes in my trakky
this shit always happens when i'm smokin' fcukin' rocky
you heard it on the news, you've seen it on the telly
add up for movin' soap bar down fcukin' Iliswerry
i used to smoke skunky but it was far too smelly, man
chorus - smoke it all up, soap bar in the sky
i'll smoke soap bar till i fcukin' die
before i die and they lay me to rest
i'm wanna smoke soap bar, that's the best
most soap bar comes from fcukin' holland
they make it out of oil and tyres and pollen
diesel, mirror bar, flat press too
these are types of soap bar available to you
these little bits of plastic you find inside
you can use those as a quality guide
of the standard of soap bar that you are smokin'
the more bits of plastic means the better the tokin'
eat a hash cake but wait a while
it'll take about an hour, ain't draw versatile
you can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff
space cakes, draw gateaus, you knows it delia smith
lyin' in your bed droppin' blims on your pubes
sellin' draw to your mates but it's really oxo cubes
when you're cookin' up draw, be quick, don't lick it
coz it's really fcukin' hot and it'll burn your fingers
this bloke said to me, 'you haven't got a clue
about the damage that soap bar can do to you'
i tried to see things from his point of view
but i couldn't fit my head up his ass hole too
the bloke was wrong, i knows my stuff
i knows if i smoke it i'm gonna feel rough
my lungs are fcuked and my throat is raw
coz the thing about soap bar is it's fcukin' hardcore
chorus - smoke it all up, soap bar in the sky
i'll smoke soap bar till i fcukin' die
before i die and they lay me to rest
i'm wanna smoke soap bar, that's the best
7. Billy Webbs Lament
[lyrics]
8. Your Mothers Got A Penis
That's right, you know's what I'm saying,
Your mother's offered me the goods- I'm not paying.
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke,
Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.
I first heard off this bloke- this fcuking rumour going round,
Your mothers reputation- it's not sound.
She's saving up her pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds,
To have an operation swap her gender round.
It's a shock to me, and it's a shock to you,
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too.
It don't look right, see, when she's walking down the street,
To see her ball bag jigging to the beat of her feet. i said
YOUR MOTHER'S GOT A PENIS
YOUR MOTHER'S GOT A PENIS
YOUR MOTHER'S GOT A PENIS
THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR MOTHER'S GOT A PENIS
in Internet rooms and computer mainframes
There's loads of emails bout your mothers blue veins,
Not the ones in her legs, or the backs of her arms,
But the ones in the member hidden in her garms
She walks around proud with a short dress on,
That somtimes exposes the tip of her dong
Often it?s dripping and sometimes it?s dry
No matter when I see her there?s a tear in my eye
I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
But I thought fcuk that- I?ll right a song it?s much better
The only way to do it- to really let you know,
I can prove it coz I gave it a blow
It was purely accidental- coz she got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk
You know why- that?s right- your mothers got a penis
YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS
YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS
YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS
THAT?S RIGHT, YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS
YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS
YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS (Let's Roooooock!)
YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS
THAT?S RIGHT, YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS
When she walks down the street and walks like John Wayne
I just seen her pissing standing up again
Don?t make no sense when you see her here and there
She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair
And a single eye that sometimes weeps
If she?s lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets
or up against the door or the back of your neck
If your mothers around you make a double check
I hate to tell you- with all due respect
Take your mother to the doctor?s coz her front bum's wrecked
You know why? You mothers got a penis
(C'mon Wembley) YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS (Your mother's gotta penis)
YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS (Put your hands in the air Wembley!)
YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS
THAT?S RIGHT, YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS (Yeah)
YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS (Wembley Arena)
YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS (Can you feel the electricty)
YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS (Toniiiight!)
THAT?S RIGHT, YOUR MOTHERS GOT
For the 80th week running- UK rap group THE GLC hold the number one position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit- YOUR MOTHER?S GOT A PENIS
?come ere boys- never seen a woman with a cock before?.. Come ere.. Come on, look at it- bouncing up and down.. I?m sticking it in you.. Come ere.. A woman with a cock.. Tidy!'
?yer.. its da truf man- is mother av actually got a penis!?
9. The Maggot
spaceman, blow up..........
oh, maggot, he's a modern day fagan
turfing out your pockets like a christian burns a pagan
dripping with charm, style and panache
he'll leave you sore like a venereal rash
they tried to catch him, he says, 'time to dash'
he always leaves a party with a wallet full of cash
he's a bastard, but he's always looking flash
with his shoes like Dick Turpin, across his waist he wears a sash
sporting top hat, with a pocket watch too
the tallest member of the goldie lookin' crew
watch out if he's there when you're pissed
he learnt his science from the man, Oliver Twist
of his crimes, we tried to compile a list
selling sexy DVD's of a willy being kissed
stealing pensions on the old and infirm
made a fortune selling doctors fake sperm
like Charles Dickens, there's a lesson to be learned
beware the maggot cos the worm has turned
whoop......whoop......whoop
all of you shall witness the day that Babylon shall fall
just like Jack The Ripper, he'll do you up a kipper
and he's like a highway man holding up a newborn nipper
he's smarter than Sherlock Holmes, alright, he beats Taggart
i'm dapper, refined and they call me the maggot
turn your back and your pocket, he will pick
his eyes and talons are fukin' deadly equipped
like a chameleon, i'm the master thief
using a disguise, dressed like Penelope Keith
you gotta smoke a reefer or two
you gotta smoke a reefer or two
you gotta smoke a reefer or two
you gotta smoke a reefer or two
i steal money and hide it in my rectal hole
taking belongings in my ultimate goal
i'll take your china, your silver and your soul
by darkness and night, i shimmy up the drain-pipe
the maggot, the maggot, that's who i am
don't ever trust me, always doing a scam
i punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram
i even sliced my penis up and sold it as ham
gold chains and watches, maggot's got plenty
he pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry
like Sherlock Holmes bumming Watson, it's elementary
he's the modern day menace of the nineteenth century
a gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue
doing the locomotion like Kylie Minogue
he's got the strength of ten, like a maniac
and i'm also identified as Spring-heeled Jack
whoa, here he comes, watch out, son, he'll rip you off
whoa, here he comes, he's a money grabbing bastard from Newport
i'm maggot with the GLC
big shout to all the Valleys
free Dick Turpin and the ring stinger
Big up to Dipper Nan
Merthyr Connection
Postman Port, big shout out to Postman Port
And Mark, running the bar
Always sorts it
Big up Hafodrynys hotel
big up to pontllanfraith crew
Also the west end crew iun Abercarn
I did a wheelie on a Penny Farthing
Big wheel up, big wheel up
All the bus routes
X15, 53, big respect
Red and white at cross keys
and their rivals glynn williams
Respect to you all
All those that know fake Elvis
On their transister radio......
Maggot, signing out, 2000 plus 3. Everyman do his ting and look away de van?
10. You Knows I Loves You
Eggsy
I wanna make you sweat, the way a pig sweats on a hot day
Cos i'm feelin' real sexy baby, real sexy, uuh, yeah, thats right
I'm gonna put me a sexy video on, i'm gonna massage some oil into my body, baby
Cos i'm gonna get tight with you, yeah, one time...
I wanna take you to McDonalds with a candle
Girl, it's my love you can't handle
I see you walking on your way home from work
Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk
I'm for real, it ain't no quirk
My love is waiting the way a rapist would lurk
In a bush or a carpark in town
I bought you this necklace, it cost me 12 pound
From Argos, Elizabeth Duke
Baby you're the Skywalker.... to my Luke
The Darth to the Vader
Flip over the cross fader
I'll serenade you with a bag of Space Raiders
Or Walkers or Smiths or maybe even Quavers
Cos my love for you is like drugs for ravers
With glo-sticks and funny hats on
I loves you more than i loves my bong
All
chorus -
(fantasy) you know i loves you baby, you know...
P. Xain
Aw, you fukin' knows I loves you right, but the thing is it's like this....
See i can feel it inside, I can't explain how it feels, my sexual love's for real
Girl you know's it's true, like Milli Vanilli
I'll buy you 10 fags on a day-trip to Caerphilly
I'm after your heart, or don't you see
And your three kids doesn't bother me
You knows....
Eggsy
I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat
Fuk, i can't, in macdonalds it's a bonded seat
Don't matter cos i'm here with you
With a medium value meal and a chocolate sundae too
Later on I come and help you sign on
I stare into your eyes, the housing benefit's gone wrong
Don't worry baby, it won't take too long
I'm just sittin', i'm just waitin', i'm just writing this song
You know the time passes and i'm loving every second
Buying chips for you is as lovely as i reckon
You're victoria spice, I'm David Beckham
If you were Del Boy, I'd be the streets of Peckham
Why don't you come to me, why can't you see
My love for you is like Mark Bolan to a tree
All
chorus -
(dance with me) you know i loves you baby,
2 Hats
I'll take you for a ride, we won't go far
You've been running through my mind like a shining star
We've got plenty of time to make sweet love
Cause tonight's the night we take off the glove
You know what i mean, you're taking the pill
Don't worry, i'll sort out the bill
Supported by the DHSS
Family allowance, we'll sort out the mess
What's it gonna take to get your attention
A tracksuit, a gold chain, a seven inch erection
Sayin' amour, i can feel my tear
You can smoke a fags and drinks my beer
P. Xain
I never want another like i want you
To prove my love, i got a tattoo on my bollocks
I was gonna have your name
But i only got initials cos i couldn't stand the pain
All
chorus -
(my physical love) you know i loves you baby
Eggsy
You're the nicest lookin' woman outside of my sex mags
Especially with your make-up when you're wearin' your glad rags
I gotta tell you, I gotta let you know
I wanna buy you chips down the Mecca Bingo
We'll sit together, get four in a row
And win a china dog and with it to a family show
This is romance, how it should be done
When it's you and me together it can only spell fun
(F-U-N)
We'll walk together, buy some meat in the market
I'll piss on the car as you smile and park it
I gotta tell you about something, I think
Without you in my chain I'm the weakest link
So get down baby and feel my love
I'll get you drunk in Wetherspoons, into a bush i shove
I'll 'ave a grope, and get the last bus
A romantic date, just the two of us
All
(Yeah, one time) you know I loves you baby
You know I loves you baby (electrical love)
Eggsy
I'm feeling kinda, kinda sexy baby, what say you put on that exercise video and I'll watch you...sweat
Oh yeah, that damn video with Felicity Kendall, damn, you the shit baby, you makin' me feel kinda...itchy
mmm, one time, i'm gonna go put the mask and gloves on, oh yeah, yeah
take 'em off baby, just...fcuk the music, take 'em off
11. Leeroy Fashion Lament
[lyrics]
12. 21 Ounces
From the hip hop to the hippy to the hoppy to the wibbly wobbly woo,
To the ram jam jimmy, to the goldie lookin' chain to the ad-ad-adam hussain
Alright, spa? Do you want some fukin' weed? I got fukin' loadsa weed, man, right?
Carl from Risca's had a few fukin' ounces off me, right? So I've only got 21 ounces on me at the moment, right? But if you want some fukin more, I can do that, that's no fukin problem.
I need to shift this draw quick as fuk
Flip the cash and take my cut
It's really powerful, it's so strong
But I'm selling it fast and it's nearly all gone
I'll sell you the 9-bar or just the ounce
I'll sell you little bits or large amounts
Adam Hussain, remember me?
Selling draw from my Capri
Want some draw? With me you'll score
Cos I grows this shit out o' my nan's back door
Bongs big as, blow buckets,
I sell gange to schoolkids but I don't care, fuk it
Get it on tick, but make it quick
I just got a load of wicked Thai stick
Party's going down, I'll bring the brown
Tonight it's going off in Newport town
-[ Chorus
I got 21 ounces of blow
I got 21 ounces of blow
So if you want some let me know, cos I really gotta go
I got 21 ounces of blow, blow, blow
People watch me like Match of the Day
I've got a stack of weed like a bail of Hay
I drive my Capri like Colin McRae
And I gotta drop some weed off in Alway
I've got really good scales and my deals and my deals are proper
The prices is wicked too just like Happy Shopper
I sells the best skunk you can tell by the smell
I'll also sell you fags and Rizlas as well
Oi, clart! Don't fukin' start
Or I'll whip you with my chain and it'll fukin' smart
Weed's green, like a frog
My frown will make you shake like a shitting dog
Ten or Twenty, I got plenty
I'm still selling draw down Pillgwenlly
Getting laid, not getting played
Don't give a fuk as long as I get paid
-[ Chorus
I got 21 ounces of blow
I got 21 ounces of blow
So if you want some let me know, cos I really gotta go
I got 21 ounces of blow, blow, blow
I'm driving, feel insane
Cos the boot's rammed with Mary Jane
That's right, it's Benny Blanco
Selling the speed and the blow
Out of my car, cos that's how it's done
Pigs bust me twice and it got me on the run
Adam Hussain, I'm fukin' GLC,
Cos if you wanted THC come see me
There's a new dance going on,
In Newport, it's called the funky bong
You wiggle your hips and start to show off
Breathe in and out and then you cough
You can only do it when you're smoking a cone
You can do it with your mates or all alone
Right to the left, left to the right
GLC and the funky bong, alright?
-[ Chorus
I got 21 ounces of blow
I got 21 ounces of blow
So if you want some let me know, cos I really gotta go
I got 21 ounces of blow, blow, blow
Raw speed, whatever you need
Cos I've always got a big bag of weed
My shit ain't bunk, I sell skunk
Out of my low-ride Capri's trunk
Wanna gurn? You better learn
Your missus'll get free pills burping my worm
She's on all fours, wouldn't touch her with yours
Cos she looks like the wookie outta fukin' Star Wars
I got 21 ounces of blow
I got 21 ounces of blow
So if you want some let me know, cos I really gotta go
I got 21 ounces of blow, blow, blow
I got 21 ounces of blow
I got 21 ounces of blow
So if you want some let me know, cos I really gotta go
I got 21 ounces of blow, blow, blow
You're not fukin' CID, are you?
13. Time To Make A Change
Time for the GLC to make a change innit
Lookin' back, times they was whack
I used to steal from my grandma, my style was so slack
Nothing i could do to stop sucking on a brew (?)
If I kept on this way next stop was the glue
Had to get away, had to find a way out
So I raised up my fist and gave a GLC shout
Tidy
Lookin back, I was on the edge
But I had to make a plege
To the GLC, cos you knows they'll set you free
And if you open your eyes you can see
You knows it
1983 to the present day
Safe as fcuk
Knows it
Yeah, the GLC think a lot of people lie
Plus a lot of people get ... (?)
All these people here in one big crew
... (?) between me and you
We wanna stop all the violence on the streets
We wanna get the kids together
Wanna make 'em feel sweet
We gotta stop all the stuff thats goin' on
... (?), and smoke on a bong
GLC GLC (serious)
The only thing in life what could ever save me (respect)
GLC GLC (38 double D Killer, ... (?)
The only thing in like what could ever save me (2000 AD)
GLC GLC (the rod (?))
The only thing in life what could ever save me (Benwa Balls)
GLC GLC (One Step Down)
The only thing in life what could ever save me (Burnside)
GLC knows it
2000 AD
2000 AD was a bad boy you see
That's what they said back in early '83
It wasn't my fault, my father was a boozer
He used to beat me up but said I was a loser
But times they have changed
My style's less insane
Cos I sees the light in the Goldie Lookin Chain
Big shout out to DCI Burnside
Billy Webb
... (?)
Safe as fcuk
One Step Garage Crew
You fcukin' knows it
You know, sometimes I go into Pil late at night
I sees robbings and beatings
People smokin' draw
I think, there's gotta be a better way man
Ya know, I think it's time for the GLC to make a change
It's time to make a fresh start
Like Biggie n 2Pac, innit
GLC GLC
The only thing in life what could ever save me
GLC GLC
The only thing in life what could ever save me
GLC GLC
The only thing in life what could ever save me
GLC GLC
The only thing in life what could ever save me
Lookin back, times was strange
Like Barry Bethel makin the change
Blastin through, using tablets and pills
At community centres I got the skills
But now we gets together in the GLC
And smokes loads of fags and has cups of tea
You gotta do it
Join in too
Like YTS when you're smacked out on glue
Oh son, the days of the 9 bar are over
It's all ounces and quarters now clart
Serious man, I'm serious
There's no room for gangsters on the streets no more
There's no room for beatin's or fightin
It's time for chillin' innit
Fresh
Lord of lords
King of kings
Concrete lion in Newport
Screwface
Fcuk knows who screwface is
Razz as fcuk
Heavy flow