Lyrics - B-Sides: Stereophonics @ WelshBands
Buy Myself a Small Plane
I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
I'm gonna crash it on the south line
I'm gonna sleep down by his quarters
I'd like to have sex with his daughters
I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
I'm gonna crash it on the south line
Yeah its big enough for me
I'm just another great truck driver
He's just another white house skiver
Get a gun, ready your aircraft
Big man, got ready to broadcast
I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
I'm gonna crash it on the south line
Yeah its big enough for me
I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
I'm gonna crash it on a war zone
Yeah its big enough for me
I'm gonna have to shoot my way out
To give the access boys some more clout
I was Butch Cassidy's tutor
Although sun dance was cuter
I'm gonna buy myself a small plane
I'm gonna crash it on the south line
Yeah its big enough for me
Gonna buy myself a small plane
Gonna crash it on the south line
Gonna buy myself a small plane
Gonna crash it on a war zone
Gonna buy myself a small plane
Gonna crash it on your brow
Yeah its big enough for me
For me, for me, for me
For me, for me, for me
Carrot Cake and Wine
I'm looking good, got my shoulders back A few more drinks, I'm up to dance I get the eye as I lift my glass The first time in six months She looks again, I start to shake My shoulders twitching, I'm on my way I glance behind me for safety sake to see a clock the size of a plane The night is young more fish in the sea Who's to say she wasn't looking at me I sink my head back in to my glass Get in to shape for that first dance I turn away, I look to the south, I pull my foot from out of my mouth To my surprise she's standing beside me, asking if I'd like to dance I'm standing in a hall of smoke Her tongues in my mouth I'd love to choke Her knight approaches us on foot Left his side kick at the brook He offered me a cigarette I say I'm far to young to smoke So he tried to entertain me Told me one more crappy... Joke in my ear except the joke wasn't clear, set the joking aside, should I run should I hide I've decided to stay rub it in his face what he thought was the case was an easy mistake I just like to try some carrot cake and wine Can't I try taste some carrot cake and wine Looking good not looking back Knight of hers took her off to dance I get the eye as I lift my glass But not for the last time She looks again I start to shake my eyes are twitching my legs are fake I glance behind me for safety's sake To see my girlfriend's tongue in the.. Face of a friend who is far from a man should I hide should I run must have see what I've done Decided to stay liked the look on her face what I thought was the case was an easy mistake I'd just like to try some carrot cake and wine Can't I try taste my carrot cake Why cant I try Why should I lie Taste my, try some, can I, carrot cake and wine
Raymonds Shop
Going down
Going down
I used to buy my sweets and candy treats at Raymonds shop
I used to pass there every day
The time has come to buy a gun and hold up Raymonds shop
Looks like I will be going away
Going down
Going down
It's been two years my minds not clear I stop at Raymonds shop
It's boarded up, he's gone away
The words got out and there's no doubt it came from Raymonds shop
Looks like the little boys will play
Play away, away
Play away, away
It's turned it's back on you
Your famous 15 times by 2
You ask around to find the truth
And all the fingers point at you
You're sick, your're low, my minds made up
Your two years down I'm back in luck
I wouldn't save you if you drown
I hope you like your time gone down
Poppy Day
She slept on an iron bed lived through the war, for what?
Butterflies round the fire, smiled
Smiled until she's robbed of all she's got
I heard the innocent got shot today
Grandma died on poppy day
I heard the dress downed got turned away
All died, died on poppy day
Fancy dress in a dress down town
Happy halloween
Door breaks open, lost and walked in
Killing the happy scene
I heard the innocent got shot today
Grandma died on poppy day
I heard the dress downed got turned away
Old dad died on poppy day
I heard the innocent got shot today
Grandma died on poppy day
I heard the dress downed got turned away
Old dad died on poppy day
On poppy day